Ramblings of an Itinerant Pedagogue

Thanks, mama_rama...

Aug. 16th, 2005 at 11:59 AM

Zombie Master.
You scored 79% survivability and 51% kickass-ability!

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and
right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one
making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice.
Congratulations.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on survivability
You scored higher than 99% on kickass-ability

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chaeri wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 09:06 am (UTC)

ooh...can you kick (or spank) my ass? :)

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 10:17 am (UTC)

Not exactly the same skill set. But sure. :)

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chaeri wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:10 am (UTC)

...in your kilt?

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:13 am (UTC)

If you like. :) Might simplify certain aspects of the process, at any rate. ;)

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chaeri wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:22 am (UTC)

especially if thats *all* you're wearing...

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:23 am (UTC)

It's been made abundantly clear to me that I'm not allowed to have anything on under said kilt...

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chaeri wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:31 am (UTC)

very good :). and if i just happen to cause a breeze underneath you...*mischevious grin*...and i want to see you shirtless too.

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lordrefa wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 10:02 am (UTC)

I think we should team up against the menace.

Zombie Master.
You scored 76% survivability and 56% kickass-ability!

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on survivability

You scored higher than 0% on kickass-ability

Link: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test written by jesmanpokeyfun on Ok Cupid

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 10:16 am (UTC)

When they come, we shall be ready.

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pghkitten wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 10:05 am (UTC)

::blinkblink:: I got the same result...I expected to be one of the ones who got eaten first.

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 10:16 am (UTC)

I have trained you well, my love. :)

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pghkitten wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 10:54 am (UTC)

When we get home, can you explain your plan for chopping up the front steps so they can't get in that way? Now that I know that I'll survive, I want to be a productive member of the group. :-D

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:10 am (UTC)

We'll have to set up a chain of command and start running drills. Everyone needs to know their jobs so we can respond seamlessly at the sound of the first moan.

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pghkitten wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:23 am (UTC)

This would have been a problem in the old apartment, as it would have been hard to tell if it were zombies or our upstairs neighbors. :-P

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:30 am (UTC)

I guess the sounds involved would have been similar. I think inarticulate moaning is unlikely to be coming from our downstairs neighbors, at least when the kids are home.

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pghkitten wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:33 am (UTC)

Well, there has to be a way they're getting all of those kids...but I guess they're probably decorous about it, at least. I hope we haven't scandalized them so far. :)

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scholarinexile wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 11:46 am (UTC)

So far, no complaints nor thumping on the ceiling with broom handles. And if the moans are accompanied by screams, that might clue us in that they're either exceptionally kinky or facing zombies.

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pghkitten wrote:

Aug. 16th, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC)

LOL, that has to be a movie scene somewhere...some voyeuristic people listening to the action above, and then being like, "Wait a minute...they're not having sex up there. That's zombies!"

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